gorps:

tailless-whale:

theclockworkjudas:

squadron-of-damned:

bareniabirkin:

😟😳😳😳

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i’ll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can’t be happening

Hello! This is real! I have serious damage to my ulnar nerve courtesy of my new phone (which is significantly larger than my last one, despite being the smallest of the series) and using a computer all the time! I am in biweekly physical therapy, I am in constant pain, and I will need surgery for this! Find a different way to hold your phone because this fucking sucks!!!

The Truth About “Smartphone Pinkie”

And what to really watch out for.

Slate Magazine

So I fell for this but its basically not true at all lmao. You don’t have to worry about this any more

feministism:

thothoward:

every old western

stranger: [rides into town and goes to saloon]

bartender: hello stranger, I suggest you get the fuck out of here. Don’t start shit. Please. We’re begging you

stranger: ok [immediately starts shit]

pidoop:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

radishnt:

boimgfrog:

mothman-misato:

radishnt:

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

missanthropicprinciple:

catchymemes:

Local council called out on Twitter

Maximum levels of petty.

worldheritagepostorganization:

ap-kinda-lit:

iammopmop:

tatsutahimet:

c-dentello:

andy-the-anon:

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Ur right and u should say it

Reading this in 2021

World Heritage Post

https-castiel:

wesblue:

moodbig:

brucebocchi:

colorblind pride flag just dropped

pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882:

halflifethree:

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

mollyjames:

soygal:

soygal:

mollyjames:

I do feel like it’s important to make one calculated bad decision a week. For your health.

You know what? You’re right

help I’m trapped in the shadow realm

Got another one girls